Ah, more Bash.org:
<ehFk> so today in class Mr. Frank was like “Guys, turn to page 404….”
<ehFk> me being a smartass say “Sir…. I can’t find it”
<ehFk> “Michael, It is page 404″
<ehFk> “SIR! I CAN’T FIND IT!”
<ehFk> I spent the next two minutes explaining to my class what 404 meant
<ehFk> and they all looked at me like I was the biggest fucking nerd EVER
…Yeah, I wonder why 
These arn’t new, but funny nontheless:
#6824 Truth in Coding:
<@Logan> I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident.
<@Logan> I was thinking “What the hell is this guy doing?”
#414593 Truth in Relationships:
DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you’re a great guy, but I don’t like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we’re not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we’re going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn’t work out, we’ll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.
#205408 Truth in Internet Relationships
<malaclypse> The general rule on about people on IRC seems to be “Attractive, single, mentally stable: choose two”
