Scott Adams (Dilbert cartoonist) has the best political platform ever.

Posted in On the Intertron, Teh Funnies, The Law by Will on November 2, 2006.

Scott Adams has a new piece today which, in my opinon, is great.

Worst Politician Ever

As a political candidate, I would advocate some sort of tax rebate to subsidize Internet porn and Kleenex for single men between the ages of 18 and 35. That way all the potential rapists can more easily afford to exhaust themselves at home. I’d have graphs and charts to make my argument that no other policy would be as effective. My slogan would be “Deal with the root cause.” I would call it my Yankee Doodle plan.

I would also legalize drugs, partly to free up law enforcement resources for more serious crimes, and partly to make the Internet porn that much more enjoyable compared to raping.

It’s a blog you should be reading every day.