Promoting Velociraptor Awareness

Posted in On the Intertron, Teh Funnies by Will on October 27, 2006.

Did you know:

  • Velociraptors hunt in packs, and are known to form an equilateral triangle around its prey.
  • Velociraptors can accelerate 4 m/s2, with a top speed of 25 m/s on open terrain, 10 m/s while wounded, and 10 m/s in indoor laboratories.
  • Velociraptors can open doors, but are slowed by them. They can open an initial door in approximately 5 minutes, and will take half that time for each subsequent door.
  • Velociraptors do not know fear.

 

If not, you should visit www.velociraptors.info for some home safety tips. 

It won’t save your life, but it may give you a few more minutes of utter terror whilst the raptors are eating your slower family members.

Oh, and go get a No Raptors shirt whilst you’re at it.

One Comment

  1. Will’s Blog - Vox Imperium Strategy Guide: Resource Building Placement replied:

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    October 30th, 2006 at 1:43 pm. Permalink.