Promoting Velociraptor Awareness

Posted in On the Intertron, Teh Funnies by Will on October 27, 2006.

Did you know:

  • Velociraptors hunt in packs, and are known to form an equilateral triangle around its prey.
  • Velociraptors can accelerate 4 m/s2, with a top speed of 25 m/s on open terrain, 10 m/s while wounded, and 10 m/s in indoor laboratories.
  • Velociraptors can open doors, but are slowed by them. They can open an initial door in approximately 5 minutes, and will take half that time for each subsequent door.
  • Velociraptors do not know fear.

 

If not, you should visit www.velociraptors.info for some home safety tips. 

It won’t save your life, but it may give you a few more minutes of utter terror whilst the raptors are eating your slower family members.

Oh, and go get a No Raptors shirt whilst you’re at it.

Pelican eats Pigeon (really)

Posted in On the Intertron, Photography, Teh Funnies by Will on October 27, 2006.

This is bizarre… more wacky stuff happening in the UK.

Great picture of the doomed pigeon over at the Daily Mail.

More detailed story over at the Times Online.

And, ofcourse, someone taped it and put it up on Youtube. 

This probably isn’t one you want the kiddies to see…