Yeah, really!

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“There are obvious applications since this adhesive works on wet surfaces,” said study leader Yves Brun, an Indiana University bacteriologist.
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Like a mess of chewing gum, the gunk globs to everything, including the tools used to create it.

“We tried washing the glue off,” Brun said. “It didn’t work.”

Sounds like [s]he’s either a smart person who just didn’t have the brain in-gear at the time, or the actual researcher got stuck to the beaker when trying to study the stuff.

…but T-shirt Hell makes it easier.

(Meanwhile I’ve been banned from making poor-pun headlines)

Uhh… Right, so I’ve also ordered two shirts from T-Shirt hell - BAAAAA Means NOOOOO! and I just killed a clown.

It was a bit of a difficult descision, but I figured I couldn’t really wear this in Germany (or Austria, for that matter) without causing an issue. Some of the others might just get me yanked off the plane, or just plain arrested.

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